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doctorsaxon:

akapine006:

deduceforme:

highfunctioningsociopathsh:

FREAKIN’ WATSON

I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM SO MUCH

I thought Anderson would e a Chihuahua though..oh well, a pomeranian is like a fluffy version of one.

I just want to hug Mycroft too.

HE’S SO FRUFFY

WATSON’S A CORGI THO.

A CORGI WITH A JUMPER.

A CHOW CHOW.

MYCROFT.

A FUCKING CHOW CHOW.

Why these are perfect personality wise:

Border Collie:  Obviously, these dogs are known for their intellect.  They can do a lot of complex tricks and learn them relatively quickly.  They need a lot of room to run around, and if they don’t get it they can become lazy or irritable.

Standard Poodle:  Another highly intelligent dog, in my experience these poodles need a firm, experienced hand or they will easily dominate anyone in the household.  They are proud dogs who, despite being intelligent, seem to refuse a lot of tricks rather than be unable to do them.  A standard poodle that is fully trained may still refuse to ‘sit’ if it doesn’t want to.

Corgi:  Other than the…  size…  corgis are eager to please.  Not the smartest dogs, as most small dogs tend to have brains to match, but they are very devoted to their humans and packmates.

German Shepherd:  Infamous police dogs, of course.  They are friendly and protective dogs to the people and dogs they hold close, and when provoked can be relentless unless pulled in by their master.

Boykin Spaniel:  Like most spaniels, this one is excitable but has a lot of pride and will easily stand up to dogs far bigger than it.

Chow Chow:  Classified as ‘aggressive’ by the AKC, these dogs demand attention whenever they enter a room.  Lazy but attentive and quick to leap to action if necessary, these dogs’ blue tongues were said to repel evil in ancient China, making them an old symbol of goodness.

Westie:  Oh god I love westies.  They’re terriers, therefore they’re equal parts loyal and ‘big dog’.  They make up for their size by being quick and standing their ground.  Like a lot of small dogs, they tend to shake when stationary.  The ideal lapdog, westies want nothing more than to curl up watching Connie Prince after a long day’s barking at the birds.

Pomeranian:  They fuck dinosaurs.  Also, they’re yappy and popular, but tend to irritate a lot of people, especially those who like bigger dogs.  Not very intelligent, but known for their fur.  Tend to act a lot more vicious than they are.  Bark is worse than his bite.

And then I went and adopted a poodle. OOPS